he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
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Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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