She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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