I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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