batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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