Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
