I feel great
I just peed on a car
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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