just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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