Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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