Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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