"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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