By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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