I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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