we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
is wine microwaveable?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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