I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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