He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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