Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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