I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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