Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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