We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
it glows. i had to have it.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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