i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
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