party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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