Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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