I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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