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He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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