I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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