idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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