You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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