dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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