I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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