ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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