I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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