Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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