so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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