Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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