she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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