i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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