last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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