i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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