Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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