if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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