So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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