So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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