Dual....:-)
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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