I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
you would pick up someone in the library
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
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what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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