is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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