BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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