sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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