Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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