Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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