Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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