why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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