I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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