Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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