the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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