dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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